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Help I’m dying in work

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

idreamedadreamthenidied:

so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”

WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND 

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6 hours ago

kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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(Source: webmails, via gabbielovesugly)

6 hours ago

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

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do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via axelneedsdragons)

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Then GOD said let there be thighs !!

And then everything was well 🙏

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